Hey, I’m Jacob, and welcome to PopcornFlicks.ca, our website for reviewing movies. What kinds of movies? Every kind of movie. Robot smashing movies. Shitty horror movies (i.e. every horror movie). Romantic “comedies”. Stuff that makes you feel stuff and junk. Pretty much anything and everything that you can watch on the good old silver screen.
Not to say the movie theatre is the only place you can go to see a film, quite the opposite in this digital age. Still, you can’t beat that movie theatre popcorn smell, the booming of the speakers, the stories-tall screen.
For a lot of us, it’s an incredibly enjoyable experience. For me, it’s a necessity, like breathing. Or an addiction, like a heroin addiction. Except heroin addiction is horrible and life crippling, and movie addiction is not much of either of those.
Either way, if you enjoyed that little spiel, you’ll probably like our reviews. If you didn’t enjoy it, why are you still here? Go home.