Ratings Boards: The Fuck You Brigade
That, right there, ladies and gentlemen, is the bane of my existence. The Ontario Film Review Board; agents of the state badgered into existence by sheltering soccer moms afraid little Timmy might see a...
Author: Jacob Landau
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 is a boring trainwreck which focuses itself on political “intrigue” to the point where the film itself is devoid of any true conflict or tension until the final twenty...
The Reddit AMA is active, also, sorry for the downtime!
You can hop on here, it will go on as long as people have questions to ask! As for the downtime, I sincerely apologize. Our hosting service decided to crap out on us and...
Reddit AMA This Sunday!
Title says it all, folks. This Sunday at 4PM EST, we’ll be doing an AMA on Reddit, to promote, well, us. For those of you not in the know, an AMA is essentially just...
Interstellar: The IMAX Experience
Note: This review is specifically for the 70mm IMAX presentation of Interstellar. To reach this film, I had to trudge through the rain in a seedy neighbourhood to reach the sole IMAX in the...
Fury (2014)
This is not a popcorn movie. It was advertised as one and it was most certainly not. Ladies and gentlemen, this right here is a thinking man’s movie, and a great one at that. Directed...
Blade Runner: The Final Cut
Notice: This review is specifically for Blade Runner: The Final Cut, which is considered the definitive version by Ridley Scott due to differences in plot and characterization in accordance with his original creative vision....
I’m thinking of reviewing the Princess Bride.
So I’m going to level with you all. I’ve never actually seen the Princess Bride. I mean, it was kinda playing once on a Greyhound I took from New York to Toronto, but I kinda...
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Warning: This review will also contain spoilers for the first Sin City, although if you’ve seen this movie and not the first one, you might have fucked up. Good job, sport. Sin City: A...